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Tentacle Spectacle

Jared. 21, South Carolina. FTM.
3DS friend code: 3652-0756-3132
Sep 1 '14
Icy Peak or & Enchanted Towers — requested by ()

(Source: avalars)

Sep 1 '14
dreamwurks:

dreamwurks:

insertcoolpunhere:

grantyort:

When did Hiccup become a model?!

When did Hiccup become SO DONE with the world

More importantly why hasn’t anyone edited it so it looks like he’s pinning astrid down to a rock face

i got fed up of waiting

dreamwurks:

dreamwurks:

insertcoolpunhere:

grantyort:

When did Hiccup become a model?!

When did Hiccup become SO DONE with the world

More importantly why hasn’t anyone edited it so it looks like he’s pinning astrid down to a rock face

i got fed up of waiting

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Sep 1 '14
sephirona:

Jar lifting.

sephirona:

Jar lifting.

Sep 1 '14

ewzzy:

Driver’s Licenses: Official. Do not print out and pretend to be a Princientist.

Sep 1 '14

oak23:

dragondicks:

shit I forgot to mention in that post but there are monster high dolls out now called “inner monster” and they have see-through bodies and you can put different little organs inside them

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& they have interchangeable faces and fashions based on different emotions like love or hate or sadness or fear and dang these are just really cool and cute

DON’T FORGET THE FACT YOU HAVE TO PUSH DOWN ON THEIR EXPOSED BRAINS TO CHANGE THEIR EYES.

Sep 1 '14
  • east coasters: i drove through 17 states on the way to work
  • west coasters: i have been traveling in this desert for 49 years. generations have died. children have been born. when will i make it to the promised land
  • Midwesterners: I haven't left a 20 mile radius in 2 years
  • floridians: please help me there are so many oranges they are attacki-
Sep 1 '14

fit-state-of-mind:

tillyouandiseethesun:

this isn’t even a problem

This is how I envision hogwarts homework being done

(Source: youtube.com)

Sep 1 '14
potholderless:

I got so exited about the last chapter that I wanted to draw Usopp as what he would look like at the end of their journey; as the brave warrior of the sea.
I´m so proud of him.

potholderless:

I got so exited about the last chapter that I wanted to draw Usopp as what he would look like at the end of their journey; as the brave warrior of the sea.

I´m so proud of him.

Sep 1 '14
todaysdocument:

It’s not Dr. Who’s TARDIS, but we hope you’ll find this 1940s-era Lancaster County, PA phone booth a close approximation on the 50th anniversary of everyone’s favorite time lord!

"Lancaster County, Pennsylvania. Public phone booths like this one are common in Conservative Amish and Mennonite communities, since telephones are not allowed in homes. 03/17/1941"
Irving Rusinow, photographer

todaysdocument:

It’s not Dr. Who’s TARDIS, but we hope you’ll find this 1940s-era Lancaster County, PA phone booth a close approximation on the 50th anniversary of everyone’s favorite time lord!

"Lancaster County, Pennsylvania. Public phone booths like this one are common in Conservative Amish and Mennonite communities, since telephones are not allowed in homes. 03/17/1941"

Irving Rusinow, photographer

Sep 1 '14
yuriywoelfchen:

Nothing says "I want you to give me head" like a lemon, stuffed up your best friend’s mouth.

yuriywoelfchen:

Nothing says "I want you to give me head" like a lemon, stuffed up your best friend’s mouth.

Sep 1 '14

cepcepkuuku:

eurovisionqueen:

sweetvanila-stuff:

eurovisionqueen:

Twin Twin - Moustache (France) 2014 Eurovision Song Contest

I WANNA HAVE A MOUSTACHE

A MOUSTACHE !

JE VEUX CI JE VEUX ÇA

Y’EN A JAMAIS ASSEZ POUR MOI

Sep 1 '14
pokemonpalooza:

Artist: hou
Sep 1 '14

[on diversity in media] I think its social responsibility. I think it’s our responsibility to stand up and say what we want. It think if you look at television in the past two years, it’s becoming the decade of the female. Like, all these new shows with female leads. Even if you look at television, as well as cable, as well as films, there’s been a resurgence, as far as the leading woman in Hollywood, which is great. And I think we’re also at the point now…you know, it’s interesting…x

(Source: forassgard)

Sep 1 '14
"

Lesson One: Proper Citation
Men get quoted using surnames
Marx, Foucault, Habermas
But my professor keeps referring to my favorite theorists as
Iris, Emma, Rosa
or, because pronouns are hard, they ask me trick questions like
“Is it Judith or Jack now?”
knowing full well the answer is Halberstam.
My female professors get cited as Ann and Vicky
in articles written by their colleagues because
We’re all friends here, right?

Lesson Two: Decorum
At my first college debate tournament the men talked over every speech I gave
“She needs her partner to do the work for her because she’s an idiot”
while the judge sat there pretending not to hear
until I yelled “Fuck you” in the middle of my last speech.
The judge docked me speaker points because
using swear words is very unladylike.
He used my prep time to tell me so.

Lesson Three: Panel Etiquette
My adviser gave a talk on the politics of eating together at a conference
and spent her entire Q&A fielding thinly veiled jabs and questions like
“What if you don’t have a table” while the audience talked over her.
“If you don’t have a table, you take a table,” she spoke into the mic.
And I wondered if I could expect to be called honey and sweetie and young lady
at panels and if I cut off the speakers midway through and say
Imma let you finish but don’t EVER call me anything but my name again
would they use my speech time to chastise me for swearing?

Lesson Four: Constructing Arguments
When you’re the only feminist in the department, wear a skirt that’s too short and a pin in your lapel that says “Keep Warm, Burn the Rich”.
When the straight men tell you they don’t understand queer theory, tell them queer theory doesn’t understand them.
When they insult your work, insult their arguments. Is that ~political~ enough?
Don’t wait your turn. You don’t have to be polite.
Take the fucking table because you have earned your fucking seat.

"

this school wasn’t meant for me to learn in // Rhiannon Love

15/30 is a day late SORRY I was drinking a milkshake and watching Fargo on FX.

(via rhiannonloveisnotarobot)

Sep 1 '14

ceecee-natsume:

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First seen at SDCC 2013, the Harvest Moon‬ Panda is now available at SOTA Toys! http://www.sotatoys.com/plush-toys/plush-panda.html