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"i wish pokemon were real!"
beedrill is three feet tall
I wish pokemon were real
spookin-my-way-downtown I knowwwwww damn
I wish I wasn’t bothered so much by someone so dreadful
suivrelesprinkles I told my mom it pissed me off when she got home from work and she went “she’s an alcoholic and racist. You’re supposed to ignore her.”
Also I’m mad because some patient at my mom’s office asked me what my major was and when I said Spanish she gave me this gross ass look and then said “what are you gonna be a teacher?” And I’m so used to this response that normally I don’t give a shit but no I think I’ve evolved past that point and now it genuinely pisses me off.
And it only gets worse when I tell them I want to eventually get my masters in translation, specifically audiovisual translation. Especially this lady, she goes “where are you gonna get a job for that around here?” Nowhere, this hellhole of a town literally only has jobs in hospitality and I don’t wanna fucking live here regardless.
Oh and THEN when I said I wanted to leave, she asked where I wanted to go and my mom said Florida and I said eventually, EVENTUALLY out of the country she acting like I’m gonna leave the office and get on a plane right that second. And people are always doing that like calm down I’m only 21 I have a whole life to live, plus I don’t even have 200$ in my bank account. I might be able to get a ticket to Atlanta, and then not be able to afford a flight back and that’s about it.
THEN SHE FUCKING goes to my mom, “oh (she) won’t be gone long” because I’ll be “homesick” like please I can visit my mom, not like I’d be stuck on an uncharted island without airplanes or Skype or a cell phone. And fucking this town isn’t my home and any idea that it is just aggravates me. Also she doesn’t know what I want. Maybe I do want to live in a country that will actually treat me like a human and not like an imaginary creature/the butt of a joke. ((if one exists. I doubt it.)) and I don’t like how people ((and it’s mainly people in that generation, like in their 50-60s)) act like the US is the fucking holy grail.
I’m so frustrated about this doctor shit. I just want to write but I can’t even focus on my dash much less anything involving real effort.
make sure to describe the exact sounds and moisture levels of your characters’ kisses
ok but imagine chief!hiccup is giving snotlout and the others orders about something and snotlout is pissed so without thinking he just says “who died and made you chief?” until he realizes what he’s done and hiccup’s face just falls
good job, youve broken my heart.
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